Political&Economical Jokes

Iranian national currency (Rial) has lost its value since the last year by more than 80%. Now Iranians are saying: President Ahmadinejad should receive the Nobel prize for chemistry because he has turned the Rial into shit. :)))

About rapid increase of the US-dollar rate in Iran: A reporter asked the president of the Iranian central bank how much does one US-dollar cost today? He answered: "Now... or now?" :))

In the hell, the presidents of different countries like to call their friends back home. The US-president calls and speaks only for one minute. Devil charges him $10000. Ahmadienjad calls and talks for one hour. Devil charges him only $1. US-president protests and says why should I pay $10000 and he only $1? Devil answers, Ahmadinejads call was local, from hell to hell. :)))

Ahmadinejad and the supreme leader Khamenei are flying in plane. Ahmadinejad suggests to drop 10000 Rials (#$3) to make a person happy. Khamenei says lets drop two 5000 bills and make to people happy. They can not agree on the issue and go to the pilot and ask him what they should do. The pilot says you can make 75 million people happy if you drop yourselves. :))))



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